PNOD Gets Down On Bended Knee!

''Marwage...is what we are here...today...twue lwuv...''
- The Princess Bride

A note of congratulations to my best friend since High School, Phillip (of the illustrious brothers’ Hooper) recently became engaged. That’s right, out of the 6 (if you count the estranged Roybal) two thus far have chosen to go down the dark and bitter path of happiness that is marriage. Note, personally, I don’t count myself, it was more of a nibble really, a tiny morsel that I just happen to choke on, scarring my esophagus. Anyhow, Scrutape proposes a toast! To PNOD (aka wormwood) and his lovely bride to be, Kristin (whom I often have dirty thoughts of), I wish you all the best and many congratulations! I will definitely be crashing the wedding come next October (which, I was told, really couldn’t happen considering I’m invited).

PS. I heard through the grapevine that CliffOhm (1 of the 6 is getting married, or perhaps is married by now, is this true?) In this case, we have a possible 50% of the group married here. Hmm, I could just get online and ask him, but that would lead to a conversation that would then cost me money, so, oh well, the important one is Phil here people (the point of the blog), lets not loose sight of the focus here, jeez.

Your Affectionate Volunteer,

SCRUTAPE